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Twerking out with Philly WAGs

Ever since rapper French Montana asked, “What you twerkin’ with?,” a viral phenomenon took over women’s backsides from the Main Line to Morocco. A quick Wikipedia search reveals that “twerking” has actually been around since 1993. By definition, it means to bounce your hips up and down in a sexually suggestive manner.

Need more perspective? Dial up a Nicki Minaj video on YouTube. Or, since this is a website devoted to sports, watch a Lingerie Football League player twerk all over her opponent’s head.

With that ass appetizer fresh in your mind, we present a few WAGS (a few suspected, a few confirmed) of Philadelphia athletes that we wouldn’t mind “twerking” with:

1. Kacie McDonnell: She’s a traffic reporter for Fox29, a brunette smokeshow that has been recently linked to Phillies rookie Jonathan Pettibone. Considering we get our news from 6ABC (sorry, we just trust the Mustache), research was required. Judging by her curvaceous bikini pics and proud Twitter shout out to Mims — you know, the semi-famous rapper who recorded, “This Is Why I’m Hot” — she’s Grade A twerk material in our book.

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2. Sheena Parveen: We almost wanted to leave NBC10’s exotic-looking weather queen off this list. It’s like calling Shawn Bradley the biggest bust in Sixers history — too easy. However, we quickly came to our senses when we saw her standing at the blue screen talking about Sharknadoes. We’re not sure if she is still dating Scottie Hartnell, but she can twerk on us anytime.

3. Brooke Bailey: Well, DeSean Jackson had long been rumored to be dating Wilhelmina model Chantel Jeffries. That may have all changed last month when incriminating photos showed Jackson cuddling up with “Basketball Wives: L.A.” star Brooke Bailey. Jeffries went of her way to throw shade at Jackson on Twitter. Both women were made to twerk so … umm … take your pick.

4. Heidi Hamels: We’ve never been in awe of King Cole’s wife. Sure, she’s a blonde bombshell who likes to adopt Ethiopian kids, two things we fully endorse. However, she seems a little too perfect, perhaps too much Cinderella, whereas sometimes we crave Cruella De Vil. That being said, her nude Playboy photos show all you’d been twerking with.

5. Kijafa Frink: We’re admittedly a little biased here. You see, Ms. Frink — otherwise known as Mrs. Mike Vick — took a few minutes to speak with us last year for an interview. She was just as nice as she was sexy. We wouldn’t find out until months later, via Instagram, that she might be able to give Nicki Minaj a run for her “twerking” ass.

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